Recently, the Women’s Center received a large shipment of
free pads and tampons to add to our supplies for the year, which is awesome,
except for a few things: first, we received fourteen
giant boxes worth of free products (not a problem so much as an
inconvenience – it requires a lot of storage space!) and second, the packaging
was… weird.
I’m sure that everyone has seen countless insane “feminine
hygiene” commercials, in which there is blue (always, always blue) liquid poured on pads and flips done by freakishly
happy women supposedly on their periods. They’re everywhere, because we are, as
a country, very clearly terrified of “the crimson wave,” as Cher Horowitz referred
to it. So it probably shouldn’t have surprised me that the packaging of the
products we received followed this pattern of painting periods as this
experience that will be absolutely excruciating and embarrassing and awful
unless one uses some product that comes in a cute box and makes very little
reference to the product’s actual function.
Within each of the fourteen larger boxes sent to the WC,
there were tons of smaller boxes. Each box’s front “cover” looked like a
magazine, and on the inside cover, there was a quiz that was supposed to
indicate which product you should use. But the questions had absolutely nothing
to do with feminine hygiene – they were about your favorite shade of eye
shadow, or what kind of shoes you would wear on a first date. Answer mostly a’s
or b’s, you should use product number one; answer mostly c’s or d’s, use
product two.
I fail to see how pads and tampons are in any way related to
makeup preferences, but more than that, I fail to see why pads and tampons have
to be shrouded in such nonsense. Women’s bodies are framed as offensive in so
many ways, and I’m fed up. About half of the population is female, meaning that
about half of the population will at some point in life deal with periods.
Everyone needs to just get over it.
I think the kicker on these samples, though, was that the
“magazine” bore the title Get Real. I’m sorry, but no. If you Google the
campaign, you’ll find that the website for this line of products is all about honesty
and shamelessness surrounding the use of pads and tampons, but clearly the
message from the samples is just the opposite. This was not about the best
product for your needs, it was about framing the product as something else so
that people would be less embarrassed (at least, I think that’s what they were
going for, anyway) by something that shouldn’t
even be embarrassing in the first place.
Can we just go about our business without anyone trying to
package it in some shiny, ludicrous box that has absolutely no effect on the
product itself? Please?
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